Showing posts with label humorous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humorous. Show all posts

Monday, February 22, 2010

Dilemma

Okay, this post is completely in jest. A friend sent me some funny pictures today and I had to pass them on. I'll share them in the form of two questions...

1. Should I get a dog?



2. Or, should I have children?



Come what may, Liz and I are happy we went with option #2!

Friday, April 24, 2009

Here's a Clue...

Here's a clue that you're experiencing technological over-saturation...
You sign on to Facebook with your iPhone, then hold it up to your ear to hear your messages. And look at it twice because you wonder why you're not hearing anything.

Here's a clue that you're too deep in thought...
You drive into you driveway, press your garage door opener, and wonder why your neighbor's garage door is going up. Yep, you pulled into the wrong driveway.

Here's a clue that you have too many mobile control devices...

You arrive at work, and as you're walking toward the office door you're clicking your car remote to unlock it. Repeatedly.

These are true life experiences in a week of a sleep-deprived new father (who is loving every minute of it). Thank you for reading.

Friday, March 6, 2009

25 Things I Hate About Facebook

My sister sent this to me last week. What I've seen of this guy is pretty funny. This video is brilliant!

Friday, February 27, 2009

Mmm, Saucy!


Is a caption even necessary?

Sunday, December 21, 2008

XYZ

do you remember saying that as a kid? XYZ (examine your zipper) PDQ (pretty darn quick). well, maybe i should still be saying that to myself as an adult. here's a helpful tip for anyone earning their living or fulfilling their calling regularly in front of people... make sure you have a good knowledge of - and you put that knowledge to good use - how to work the devices that hold your pants up (buttons, snaps, zippers, etc.) i'm 33 years old and yet this morning i felt like i was 3 (or 13) when i happened to notice that my suit pants were unzipped. i was sitting next to my wife and it was towards the end of the sermon. what does one do in that type of situation. it's never easy to nonchalantly maneuver a 'zip-up" while remaining seated. oh yeah, and i was on the front row... awkward. my wife just laughed at me. i've actually done this before, um, on the day that i announced our engagement to our church. well, i was able to quickly dart into my office between services and correct the problem. fortunately, i was wearing a suit coat so i don't think anyone noticed. (of course, if they're reading this, they know now.) at least for the next few times before i stand in front of a large group of people i will remember to examine my zipper pretty darn quick.

here's to the situations in life that keep us humble! :-)